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“Hey Noob” (Hey Jude by the Beatles)
By Werner Mueck | September 30, 2009
Hey Noob (Hey Jude by the Beatles)
Hey noob. What made you cry?
When you spawned there and quickly died?
Remember, it’s not real life it’s a game.
But it’s a shame you can’t play better.
Hey noob. They p0wned your ass!
They’re the mower, and you’re the grass.
The minute you let them under your skin….
Then they will win and I’ll get madder!
And anytime you fail the game, hey noob, refrain.
Don’t act like a dick and throw a tantrum.
So don’t you act just like a fool that they will school….
By camping somewhere or playing possum.
Hey noob. You let us down.
We took cover. You just walked out there.
Remember, when someone throws a grenade….
You must evade or you will splatter.
So lock and load and fire a shot. Not me! You twat!
You’re firing at someone on your own team.
And don’t you know because of you, damn noob, we’re screwed!
The chance of winning is just a pipe dream.
Hey noob. The team is dead.
And we blame you because you’re stupid.
Forever, a curse will be on your name.
Hey noob, nice game. Let’s play it again?
Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Aaaaargh!!!!
Na na na na na, na na na, hey noob…..
Topics: Song Spoofs | 1 Comment »
Again with the Beatles!
Posted by: Werner Mueck on September 30th, 2009 at 5:51 am