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“Batman” (Taxman by the Beatles)
By Werner Mueck | September 14, 2009
“Batman” (Taxman by the Beatles)
Note: We’re on a bit of a Beatles kick around here (who isn’t). This song was conceived by my nephew Jarod so I thought I’d work on it and post it.
The Bat Signal is calling me.
Joker busted Harley Quinn free.
And I’m the Batman!
Yeah, I’m the Batman!
I hop into the Batmobile.
Why does my new Bat fan belt squeel?
Oh I’m the Batman!
Yeah, I’m the Batman!
(If I see Scarecrow) I’ll break his trance…
(If I see Riddler) I’ll solve his rants…
(If I see Ivy) I’ll kill her plants…
(If it’s Killer Croc) I’ll crap my pants.
‘Cos I’m the Batman!
Yeah! I’m the Batman!
Don’t ask me where I get my toys!
(Ah Ah! The Mad Hatter!)
Or why I hang around with boys.
(Ah Ah! Mr. Freeze!)
‘Cos I’m the Batman!
Yeah! I’m the Batman!
Now my advice for ol’ Two-Face.
Don’t leave big pennies at my place.
‘Cos I’m the Batman!
Yeah! I’m the Batman!
And you’re afraid of no one but me….
(BATMAN!)
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