Archive for February, 2008
“Frodo” (Lodi by Creedance Clearwater Revival)
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008‘”Frodo” (Lodi by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Just about a year ago, we set out in the gloom.
Went from a shortcut to mushrooms and ended at the Crack of Doom.
Ring wraiths came and Gandalf cursed. I guess we’ll destroy the ring.
Oh lord! Stuck watching Frodo again.
Nazgul on the warpath! They chased us from Overhill.
Past Buckleberry Ferry. We [...]
“Hick Wedding” (White Wedding by Billy Idol)
Monday, February 25th, 2008“Hick Wedding” (White Wedding – Billy Idol)
Hey little sister what have we done?
Hey little sister how’s our only son?
Hey little sister why’s our mama mad?
Hey little sister what’s with uncle dad?
Why does he have a shotgun?
It’s a nice day to… screw yer kin.
It’s a nice day for a … hick wedding.
Hey little sister where do [...]
“Safety Pants” (Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008“Safety Pants” (Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
Poop your pants when you want to.
Tell your friend your feelin’ fine.
And if your friend wears pants then take his clean pants.
And leave him with a bare behind.
I say we go when we want to.
In a place that’s easy to clean.
We can crap all day, at work or [...]
“Everybody Poops” (Everybody Hurts by R.E.M.)
Monday, February 11th, 2008‘”Everybody Poops” (Everybody Hurts by REM)
When your belly hurts…. in the night.
And your pants are full of foam.
When you”re sure you ate too much…. Taco Bell…. burritoes….
Don’t hold it all in! Cause everybody goes.
Everybody poops! Sometimes!
Sometimes you think pooping is wrong.
Sit down and try to be strong.
When your pants are tightly on (hold on).
If you [...]