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		<title>&#8220;Hey Noob&#8221; (Hey Jude by the Beatles)</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=212</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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Hey Noob (Hey Jude by the Beatles)
Hey noob. What made you cry?
When you spawned there and quickly died?
Remember,  it&#8217;s not real life it&#8217;s a game.
But it&#8217;s a shame you can&#8217;t play better.
Hey noob. They p0wned your ass!
They&#8217;re the mower, and you&#8217;re the grass.
The minute you let them under your skin&#8230;.
Then they will win and [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Hey Noob (Hey Jude by the Beatles)</strong>
<p>Hey noob. What made you cry?<br />
When you spawned there and quickly died?<br />
Remember,  it&#8217;s not real life it&#8217;s a game.<br />
But it&#8217;s a shame you can&#8217;t play better.</p>
<p>Hey noob. They p0wned your ass!<br />
They&#8217;re the mower, and you&#8217;re the grass.<br />
The minute you let them under your skin&#8230;.<br />
Then they will win and I&#8217;ll get madder!</p>
<p>And anytime you fail the game, hey noob, refrain.<br />
Don&#8217;t act like a dick and throw a tantrum.<br />
So don&#8217;t you act just like a fool that they will school&#8230;.<br />
By camping somewhere or playing possum.</p>
<p>Hey noob. You let us down.<br />
We took cover. You just walked out there.<br />
Remember, when someone throws a grenade&#8230;.<br />
You must evade or you will splatter.</p>
<p>So lock and load and fire a shot. Not me! You twat!<br />
You&#8217;re firing at someone on your own team.<br />
And don&#8217;t you know because of you, damn noob, we&#8217;re screwed!<br />
The chance of winning is just a pipe dream.</p>
<p>Hey noob. The team is dead.<br />
And we blame you because you&#8217;re stupid.<br />
Forever, a curse will be on your name.<br />
Hey noob, nice game. Let&#8217;s play it again?<br />
Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Aaaaargh!!!!</p>
<p>Na na na na na, na na na, hey noob&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Solomon Grundy&#8221; (Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=201</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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Solomon Grundy (Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)
Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.
Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.
Solomon Grundy died in a swamp and was buried alone in the muck.
Doesn&#8217;t that suck?
Near Gotham City, fifty years later he moans as he walks from his grave.
He won&#8217;t behave.
He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.
The swamp is Grundy&#8217;s home.
He&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p><b>Solomon Grundy (Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)
<p>Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.<br />
Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.</p>
<p>Solomon Grundy died in a swamp and was buried alone in the muck.<br />
Doesn&#8217;t that suck?<br />
Near Gotham City, fifty years later he moans as he walks from his grave.<br />
He won&#8217;t behave.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
The swamp is Grundy&#8217;s home.<br />
He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
Forever will he roam.</p>
<p>Solomon Grundy murders a man in the swamp and he takes all his clothes.<br />
And then he goes.<br />
Named by a hobo after a rhyme that he heard back when he was a child.<br />
He&#8217;s easily riled.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
The swamp is Grundy&#8217;s home.<br />
He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
Forever will he roam.</p>
<p>Is he a dead man revived by a powerful magic we don&#8217;t understand?<br />
Was it all planned?<br />
Almost immortal, Grundy can&#8217;t sleep or be killed since he&#8217;s already dead.<br />
He&#8217;s weak in the head.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
The swamp is Grundy&#8217;s home.<br />
He&#8217;s a mindless zombie.<br />
Forever will he roam.</p>
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		<title>Tigra</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=194</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to call this my first proper digital painting. I didn&#8217;t want to use any photos or filters in the picture (but I ended up using cutout to get some woody effects on the trees). When I finished the figure, I broke down and started using special brushes on her stripes and the environment.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to call this my first proper digital painting. I didn&#8217;t want to use any photos or filters in the picture (but I ended up using cutout to get some woody effects on the trees). When I finished the figure, I broke down and started using special brushes on her stripes and the environment.
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		<title>Maxine Babe</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=188</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last month or so I&#8217;ve been coloring the Revolution 2096-2098 (30+ cards) for Champions of the Galaxy online. That&#8217;s why you may have noticed more colored pictures popping up around here. The picture I&#8217;m sharing was posted by Kris Osk on the CotG message board as a bit of a teaser and fan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the last month or so I&#8217;ve been coloring the Revolution 2096-2098 (30+ cards) for Champions of the Galaxy online. That&#8217;s why you may have noticed more colored pictures popping up around here. The picture I&#8217;m sharing was posted by Kris Osk on the <a href="http://filsingergames.proboards.com/index.cgi?">CotG message board</a> as a bit of a teaser and fan reward. The Revolution sets precede the Brian Michael Bendis era of Champions of the Galaxy but this picture here was drawn by Bendis himself back in the early nineties. It was colored in Photoshop and the background is a filtered up photograph with flashes placed over it.
<p><center><img src="images/maxine.jpg"></center><br />
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		<title>Wah! Wah! Wah!</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=182</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took an older sketch of the Penguin I did and inked and colored it in Photoshop. If I remember right, the sketch was drawn from a photo from a Senior&#8217;s magazine and I added the Penguin props to it along with exaggerating the face in obvious places.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took an older sketch of the Penguin I did and inked and colored it in Photoshop. If I remember right, the sketch was drawn from a photo from a Senior&#8217;s magazine and I added the Penguin props to it along with exaggerating the face in obvious places.</p>
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		<title>Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 &#8211; W3 Create-a-Wrestlers</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=170</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve been a fan of wrestling video games for a long time and more so since the Create a Wrestler feature came along. For the last several years I&#8217;ve tried to recreate my W3 Wrestling Federation in these games, most recently for Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 on Xbox 360. 

I did this lineup earlier this [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been a fan of wrestling video games for a long time and more so since the Create a Wrestler feature came along. For the last several years I&#8217;ve tried to recreate my W3 Wrestling Federation in these games, most recently for Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 on Xbox 360. <br />

<p>I did this lineup earlier this year but never got around to sharing mainly because of the way my camera works. Either the batteries are dead even though they were charged over night or I couldn&#8217;t figure out the settings. I couldn&#8217;t use a flash but the only setting I have without flash is Landscape. Landscape takes horrible pictures unless the subject is completely still. I got past this by putting my finger over the flash (to keep the reflection off the tv screen).<br />

<p>Still the results aren&#8217;t that great but it gives you an idea of what the federation looks like. When I&#8217;m able to, I want to hook up the Xbox to the computer and make some videos. that probably won&#8217;t happen until way after SVR 2010 comes out which I think is next month. That&#8217;s another reason I decided to post these today. &#8212;&#8211;>  <a href="http://wernermueck.com/w3/photos.html">W3 Created Wrestlers for SVR 09</a>.<br />
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		<title>Rant &#8211; Pandora Pisses Me Off!</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=167</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I discovered Pandora after getting an internet upgrade. I was looking for some sort of online radio and the concept of Pandora really appealed to me. When you sign up (free) you can create your own radio station. You do this by adding artists or songs to your station. The Pandora site adds songs similar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I discovered Pandora after getting an internet upgrade. I was looking for some sort of online radio and the concept of Pandora really appealed to me. When you sign up (free) you can create your own radio station. You do this by adding artists or songs to your station. The Pandora site adds songs similar to your choices to your station. </p>
<p>While you listen to your station, you have the option to skip a song, give it a thumbs up (adds it to your station and plays it more often), or thumbs down (which removes the song from your station permanently and skips the song). If you listen to your station frequently and use these options, pretty soon your station will begin to shape up into what you want it to sound like.</p>
<p>Now, there are a few restrictions. I don&#8217;t think you can request a song specifically and hear it. It is probably added to your station but will come up randomly like everything else. You also only get a certain amount of skips and thumbs down per hour. Now the way past this is to create (or flip to) another station. I have several stations, 3 pop/rock, 3 pop/rock oldies, 2 country, 2 country oldies, and one specifically for Beatles type music.</p>
<p>Ok, now that the description of the service is out of the way, I&#8217;m going to start bitching about it. Things have changed with Pandora since I started making my stations there. </p>
<p>As of whenever they changed things, your skips per hour count toward all your stations. You can still switch to another station but if it&#8217;s playing a song you don&#8217;t like and you used up your skips for that hour, you either have to sit through the song or keep flipping stations. Also, I&#8217;ve noticed that the skip allowance doesn&#8217;t always reset after an hour. Here&#8217;s the best part. It seems as if the program is throwing random crap into the station to cause you to use up your skips quicker. If it were one song it would be bad enough but you&#8217;ll get a string of songs that have absolutely nothing to do with your station (I was listening to my Beatles station last night and it played the Dixie Chicks, who I hate on my best day).</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve also started to play unskippable ad spots. That doesn&#8217;t annoy me too much but it seems like the commercials are popping up more and more frequently. I almost hit a 40 hour a month listening limit last month that I didn&#8217;t know about. I guess you have to pay for the service once you hit the limit. It&#8217;ll also stop the music between songs if you become &#8220;inactive&#8221;. I like to put the music on while I&#8217;m doing other computer work and sometimes there&#8217;s a long string of music I&#8217;ve approved. It&#8217;ll stop and wait until I push a button to confirm I haven&#8217;t died. I guess that&#8217;s a good thing though. Wouldn&#8217;t want to burn through my 40 hours while sitting on the toilet.</p>
<p>Why should all this bother me when it&#8217;s a free service. I guess it&#8217;s because I put a lot of time into molding my stations and they don&#8217;t seem to have the constraints I put on them anymore. It&#8217;s just something that has annoyed me lately.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Batman&#8221; (Taxman by the Beatles)</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=161</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Batman&#8221; (Taxman by the Beatles)
Note: We&#8217;re on a bit of a Beatles kick around here (who isn&#8217;t). This song was conceived by my nephew Jarod so I thought I&#8217;d work on it and post it.

The Bat Signal is calling me.
Joker busted Harley Quinn free.
And I&#8217;m the Batman!
Yeah, I&#8217;m the Batman!
I hop into the Batmobile.
Why does [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;Batman&#8221; (Taxman by the Beatles)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> We&#8217;re on a bit of a Beatles kick around here (who isn&#8217;t). This song was conceived by my nephew Jarod so I thought I&#8217;d work on it and post it.</p>
<p><img src="images/batroy.png" align="right"></p>
<p>The Bat Signal is calling me.<br />
Joker busted Harley Quinn free.<br />
And I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
Yeah, I&#8217;m the Batman!</p>
<p>I hop into the Batmobile.<br />
Why does my new Bat fan belt squeel?<br />
Oh I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
Yeah, I&#8217;m the Batman!</p>
<p>(If I see Scarecrow) I&#8217;ll break his trance&#8230;<br />
(If I see Riddler) I&#8217;ll solve his rants&#8230;<br />
(If I see Ivy) I&#8217;ll kill her plants&#8230;<br />
(If it&#8217;s Killer Croc) I&#8217;ll crap my pants.</p>
<p>&#8216;Cos I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
Yeah! I&#8217;m the Batman!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t ask me where I get my toys!<br />
(Ah Ah! The Mad Hatter!)<br />
Or why I hang around with boys.<br />
(Ah Ah! Mr. Freeze!)</p>
<p>&#8216;Cos I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
Yeah! I&#8217;m the Batman!</p>
<p>Now my advice for ol&#8217; Two-Face.<br />
Don&#8217;t leave big pennies at my place.</p>
<p>&#8216;Cos I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
Yeah! I&#8217;m the Batman!<br />
And you&#8217;re afraid of no one but me&#8230;.<br />
(BATMAN!)</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Eating My Marshmallow Peeps&#8221; (While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles)</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=54</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Eating My Marshmallow Peeps&#8221; (While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles)
I stop at Walmart, Easter time and they&#8217;re selling,
Boxes of Marshmallow Peeps.
I walk out the door and my heart, it is swelling.
Thinking of Marshmallow Peeps.
I don&#8217;t know why&#8230;. I must consume them.
Marshmallow mayhem. Shove.
I don&#8217;t know how&#8230;. those Peeps control me.
They shape and mold [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;Eating My Marshmallow Peeps&#8221; (While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles)</strong></p>
<p>I stop at Walmart, Easter time and they&#8217;re selling,<br />
Boxes of Marshmallow Peeps.</p>
<p>I walk out the door and my heart, it is swelling.<br />
Thinking of Marshmallow Peeps.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know why&#8230;. I must consume them.<br />
Marshmallow mayhem. Shove.<br />
I don&#8217;t know how&#8230;. those Peeps control me.<br />
They shape and mold me.</p>
<p>I look in my bag and my stomach is churning.<br />
Longing for Marshmallow Peeps.</p>
<p>With every hand full&#8230;. eyes glazed over and burning.<br />
Eating my Marshmallow Peeps.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how&#8230;. they were created.<br />
How they were freighted too.<br />
I notice now&#8230;. last one&#8217;s deflated.<br />
I am deflated too.</p>
<p>I try something new with the microwave oven.<br />
Exploding Marshmallow Peep.</p>
<p>I lay on the floor&#8230;.<br />
Killed by a Marshmallow Peep.</p>
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		<title>Scarface</title>
		<link>http://wernermueck.com/blog/?p=39</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Werner Mueck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wanting to draw a picture of Scarface and the Ventriloquist recently for some reason. I drew a thumbnail last week but didn&#8217;t do anything with it. I had an idea for this layout last night. Then I went to bed, couldn&#8217;t sleep so I turned on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and sketched it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been wanting to draw a picture of Scarface and the Ventriloquist recently for some reason. I drew a thumbnail last week but didn&#8217;t do anything with it. I had an idea for this layout last night. Then I went to bed, couldn&#8217;t sleep so I turned on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and sketched it out. Then I went to bed and couldn&#8217;t sleep again so i got up and inked it on the computer. I might color this one later when i have more time or when i can&#8217;t sleep again (which will probably be tonight). The character designs are based off of Bruce&#8217; Timm&#8217;s Batman: TAS designs.</p>
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