Song Spoofs
« Previous Entries“Hey Noob” (Hey Jude by the Beatles)
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009Hey Noob (Hey Jude by the Beatles)
Hey noob. What made you cry?
When you spawned there and quickly died?
Remember, it’s not real life it’s a game.
But it’s a shame you can’t play better.
Hey noob. They p0wned your ass!
They’re the mower, and you’re the grass.
The minute you let them under your skin….
Then they will win and [...]
“Solomon Grundy” (Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)
Monday, September 28th, 2009Solomon Grundy (Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)
Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.
Ah, look out for the mindless zombie.
Solomon Grundy died in a swamp and was buried alone in the muck.
Doesn’t that suck?
Near Gotham City, fifty years later he moans as he walks from his grave.
He won’t behave.
He’s a mindless zombie.
The swamp is Grundy’s home.
He’s [...]
“Batman” (Taxman by the Beatles)
Monday, September 14th, 2009“Batman” (Taxman by the Beatles)
Note: We’re on a bit of a Beatles kick around here (who isn’t). This song was conceived by my nephew Jarod so I thought I’d work on it and post it.
The Bat Signal is calling me.
Joker busted Harley Quinn free.
And I’m the Batman!
Yeah, I’m the Batman!
I hop into the Batmobile.
Why does [...]
“Eating My Marshmallow Peeps” (While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles)
Thursday, September 10th, 2009“Eating My Marshmallow Peeps” (While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles)
I stop at Walmart, Easter time and they’re selling,
Boxes of Marshmallow Peeps.
I walk out the door and my heart, it is swelling.
Thinking of Marshmallow Peeps.
I don’t know why…. I must consume them.
Marshmallow mayhem. Shove.
I don’t know how…. those Peeps control me.
They shape and mold [...]
“Yeah, Macho Man” (Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic)
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009“Yeah, Macho Man” (Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic)
Oh Yeah! Macho Man!
Macho Man!
While my elbow’s droppin’!
And yer neck is poppin’!
Ooooh Yeah! See the crowd is jumpin’!
Macho Man is kickin’ ass!
Puttin’ Hogan flat out on the ring mat!
Oooh Yeah!! Be like the Macho Man!
And you’ll fly off the top rope! Yeah!!
I will kick yer ass today!
And [...]
“Poo Poo Filled Diaper” (Paperback Writer by the Beatles)
Monday, January 19th, 2009“Poo Poo Filled Diaper” (Paperback Writer by the Beatles)
Poo poo filled diaper. Poo poo filled diaper.
Dear god the odor of the crap he took.
The baby filled it up and I don’t wanna look.
Gotta close my nostrils cause I’m goin’ in.
Baby needs a change,
so I must remove the poo poo filled diaper.
Poo poo filled diaper.
It’s a [...]
“Cobra Commander” (Copacabana by Barry Manilow)
Thursday, January 15th, 2009“Cobra Commander” (to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow)
He works for Cobra, he’s a commander.
Had a blue helmet on his head and he wanted the Joe’s dead.
He threw his tantrums and pounded tables.
And while he tried to rule the land, GI Joe would make a stand.
Across the DMZ, the armies fought voraciously.
They were [...]
“Frodo” (Lodi by Creedance Clearwater Revival)
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008‘”Frodo” (Lodi by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Just about a year ago, we set out in the gloom.
Went from a shortcut to mushrooms and ended at the Crack of Doom.
Ring wraiths came and Gandalf cursed. I guess we’ll destroy the ring.
Oh lord! Stuck watching Frodo again.
Nazgul on the warpath! They chased us from Overhill.
Past Buckleberry Ferry. We [...]
“Hick Wedding” (White Wedding by Billy Idol)
Monday, February 25th, 2008“Hick Wedding” (White Wedding – Billy Idol)
Hey little sister what have we done?
Hey little sister how’s our only son?
Hey little sister why’s our mama mad?
Hey little sister what’s with uncle dad?
Why does he have a shotgun?
It’s a nice day to… screw yer kin.
It’s a nice day for a … hick wedding.
Hey little sister where do [...]
“Safety Pants” (Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008“Safety Pants” (Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
Poop your pants when you want to.
Tell your friend your feelin’ fine.
And if your friend wears pants then take his clean pants.
And leave him with a bare behind.
I say we go when we want to.
In a place that’s easy to clean.
We can crap all day, at work or [...]